Trish Stratus is idiot-intolerant. Use pick-up lines at your own risk.

Trish is the truth, we are fiction.

The “rules” that stated that you had to be either smart, athletic, beautiful was created after Trish’s birth.

There is only one God (and we must all worship Him), but there is also only one Trish Stratus.

Trish knows where the fountain of youth is, and she’s keeping it a secret.

Trish knows how to divide by zero.

Trish Stratus is the female Chuck Norris, as Chuck Norris is the male Trish Stratus.

John Morrison’s Palace of Wisdom has nothing on Trishtopia.

Don’t speak to Trish until you see the white of her eyes.

Trish is cold-blooded, hence the reason for global warming.

Trish loves to travel, hence the reason for gas prices dropping slowly.

If Trish has a penny, and you have a penny, Trish is richer than you…no contest. Hell, if Trish was flat out broke, she would STILL be richer than you.

Trish is in front of perfection on the greatness scale.

Added on December 19, 2008

Trish was the inspiration for all the superheroines (Wonder Woman, Supergirl, Black Cat...you get the point)

Trish summoned Barack Obama to bring change to the U.S. (We shall see...won't we?!)

The first rule of playing Trish in a game...Trish wins.

Despite what you've read and heard, Trish Chick Kicked the Titanic, causing the ship to sink. The whole "iceberg" thing was done at the request of Miss Stratus.

Added on March 16, 2009

Trish knows the value of pi.

Trish is the center of the universe, not the sun.

Added on July 14, 2009

In this order: Trish Stratus, platinum, gold, silver, copper.

While Santa Claus brings joy once a year, Trish brings joy ALL year.

Trish is responsible for the creation of mirrors, as a reminder of greatness.

The Statue of Liberty is nothing more than a green Trish tribute.

Added on July 16, 2009

Trish's $5 Footlong from Subway is better than your $5 Footlong from Subway.

Trish loves a challenge, hence why she inspired the Rubik's Cube.

Added on August 8, 2009

Trish can make the desert grow a garden.

Trish came before the chicken AND the egg. There, age-old question solved.

You're not gay when you're around Trish. You're just not.

Added on December 14, 2009

Rock, papers, scissors, Trish...guess who wins? :)

Trish believes in people earning their keep. When people as a whole learn to do that, then and ONLY THEN will she give you the cure to the common cold.

Added on January 10, 2010

It's been told that habanero chilis can severly injure a person if one is consumed. Trish merely touched a habanero chili and it burst into flames.

Trish got into a fight with a poisonus snake.
Trish was bitten by the snake.
One week later, tragedy stuck.
There was crying, sadness, and gloom for the fallen.
Like the honorable thing to do, Trish insisted on taking care of the snake's last requests after the snake's burial.